- Eight year old Leo was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
- “Well, Mom, Our teacher told us how God sent Moses BEHIND ENEMY LINES on a rescue mission to lead the Israelite’s out of Egypt.When he got to Red sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed Headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blowup the bridge and all the Israelite’s were saved.”
- Now Leo, Is that really what your teacher taught you?” His mother asked.
- “Well, No, Mom. But..if i told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!”